"I wouldn't milk a cow to save your soul from hell."
— Wesley, in "Greenleaf" by Flannery O'Connor
“Do I know what the surprise is? Hell no! It doesn’t matter. The point is, they’re not unhappy anymore. They’re out there thinking, ‘Wow, my boss really cares about me. He has a surprise. He’s cool. I — what a great guy. I love him.
I … love … him.’”
— Michael Scott, in “Health Care,” an episode of the American version of The Office.
“There was money in the bear? Dios mio, money in the bear!”
