January 2012
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“They say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a...”
– Banksy (via sirmitchell)
Future Janet Evanovich Paperbacks If Janet...
patrickcassels:
Nightly Nineteen
Terrible Twenty
Fearsome Forty
Sizzlin’ Seven Hundred Thousand
Trail-blazin’ Trillion
Quaint Quadrillion
Sexy Sexdecillion
Sizzlin’ Centillion
Tricky 10108.852142×1033
Grippin’ Googolplex
Sizzlin’ Skewes Number
Naughty “Numbers Have Become Meaningless”
Sizzlin’ “We Know the Mind of God Now”
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“The opening scene in Portlandia‘s second season tried to recreate its success...”
– Portlandia’s Second Season Premieres at the Museum of Natural History to Comedic Crowd; Accidentally Hallucinating Reporters | The New York Observer
This was written by someone in New York, who does not understand that Portland is OBSESSED with pickling things. I’m glad that some of the humor is so...
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December 2011
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Harry: Christian is so slow, he lost a race to a sloth.
Christian: Hey, that sloth cheated, and you know it.
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November 2011
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October 2011
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Gay Bashing Near LSU
A few weeks ago, on September 23, at a local Baton Rouge bar — Reggie’s — a gay couple was allegedly beaten by a group of employees. I’ve been to Reggie’s, and I have no doubt that this story is true.
Reggie’s usually has a line that wraps around the building. At the front, there is a bouncer who enforces a strict dress code, if you’re a black person. When I went,...
September 2011
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August 2011
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“Socialism never took place in America, because the poor see themselves not as an...”
– John Steinbeck
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“A poet once said, ‘life can be a challenge, life can seem impossible, but it’s...”
– GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain, at last night’s Republican debate, inadvertently quoting from the Donna Summer song “The Power of One” — better known as the theme song from Pokémon: The Movie 2000.
[nymag.]
(via thedailywhat)
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YouTuber "BartBaKer" →
This may possibly be the worst webpage on the internet, competing in the ranks of such sites like rotten.com and 4chan. I have never seen such a large collection of filth in my entire life.
This self-proclaimed parodist group BartBaKer has absolutely no grasp of the concept of parody, but instead mashes a stream of vulgar, inappropriate potty jokes together to a familiar beat.
With...
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